Chick-fil-A’s response: “It’s not you, it’s me.”
“Thank you for taking the time to contact Chick-fil-A. You are very important to us, and we appreciate your suggestion regarding the cup holders. We hope the following information will be helpful.”
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Dear Chick-fil-A, I have an idea for you…
So, there we have it. I mean, most of my letters are plain goofy, and this has a goofy tone, but really… don’t you think this would work? Now, we wait for a response.
Chick-fil-A CARES
I told you there were more! Somewhat humorously, the slowest responses from Chick-fil-A have been from the webform & customer service email address. I pulled out all the stops in tracking down & emailing every available Chick-fil-A email address, because you never know if you’re going to get a response from some companies. I started […]
Chick-fil-A is so freakin’ polite.
“Mom, can I take home the cow alarm clock where his arm is swinging around from his waist? Sure, one arm broke off, but that’s OK. It just needs the one.”
This is why Chick-fil-A is awesome.
On Thursday, April 15th, you WILL NOT want to miss our Receipt Day 2010! – I wonder if I can get a job as a Chick-fil-A cow?
Ketchup Packets & Dip & Squeeze…
I recently got this message via my contact form: From: V Preboski <vpreboski@aol.com> To: me@my.email.address Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2012 Subject: W(aL)D Feedback Name: V Preboski Email: vpreboski@aol.com Message / Comment: Just wanted to address this issue I have with all fast food chains….Why can you make dipping containers for dipping sauces bit not for […]
Seriously; I’m not McDonald’s, but I will try to help.
It’s happening again. Someone thinks I’m McDonald’s and that my website is printed on McDonald’s receipts. This is the message that was in my inbox on Friday night:
Goofy Search Terms
Lots of people looking, no one commenting.
OCCUPY ARBY’S
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No more Jalapeño Poppers & (perhaps more importantly) BRONCO BERRY SAUCE®?
Please tell me that this is temporary insanity & that they will be back soon. Please?
Do(ugh)nut Despot Docility
Well, Krispy Kreme wrote back. No doubt they believe that I’m absolutely undeniably insane at this point, but they thankfully decided to humor me anyway. Here’s what I sent them…
