1. “Master of Puppets” – Metallica ==::: This riff slaps you in the head.  Thunk!  That’s what it does.  To your head.  Maybe it’s not as shrill as “Seek and Destroy” or as renowned as “Enter Sandman”, but it’s a hell of a way to bring you into a song.  There’s no easing, no build-up, just smack smack smack/blazing riffs and screaming about how drugs are bad!
2. 

   Slash

   “Welcome to the Jungle” – Guns N’ Roses ==::: This one owes as much to the delay effect as the riff, but wow it rocks.  It opens up one of my favorite albums.  I had to include it.

3. “Sweet Child O’ Mine” - Guns N’ Roses ==:::  Legend goes that Slash hated this warm-up riff, and that he thought it sounded like circus music.  It’s a good thing Slash had Axl & the rest of Guns N’ Roses to keep this on around.  Who doesn’t love this playful riff?
4. “Paranoid” – Black Sabbath ==:::  I play this riff 9 out of 10 times when I pick up a guitar.  Why not?  It’s fun.  Iommi is a genius.  It’s been covered by Megadeth, The Dickies, Avenged Sevenfold, Type O Negative, Green Day, Metallica, and bar bands everywhere.
5. 

   Tony Iommi

   “Sabbath Bloody Sabbath” – Black Sabbath ==:::  I always feel like this one is underrated.  Everyone talks about “Iron Man” and “Black Sabbath”, but this is a damn cool riff.  Recognize.  (“Supernaut”, another of my favorites, could go here too…)

6. “Sunshine of Your Love” - Cream ==:::  It sounds like Clapton is playing an army of guitars here.  I believe Jack Bruce came up wit the riff, inspired by Hendrix.  It’s an incredibly powerful riff.  (Even if you change it like Living Colour did.) It’s iconic.  It’s rock.  It’s blues.  It’s heavy.  It grabs you.
7. “Rock You Like a Hurricane” – Scorpions ==:::  Here they are.  Everyone my age remembers this riff.  I was never a huge fan, I think I have a greatest hit’s CD, but this riff is still classic.
8. 

   Stephen Egerton

   “Long Distance” – All ==:::  It’s my list.  I’ll include killer punk bands if I want.  If you don’t know this riff, you should.  In fact, a bunch of All riffs could go here.  Stephen Egerton has a sound where you know it’s him when he’s on guitar.  He’s got a totally underrated incredible guitar voice.

9. “Crazy Train” – Ozzy Osbourne  ==:::  It’s in that commercial.  It’s been played by marching bands.  It’s been covered by Pat Boone.  It’s in our collective consciousness.  Randy Rhoads was a madman, and this is an incredible riff.
10. “London Dungeon” – Misfits  ==::: This is a great gloomy riff, and one of the few things the Misfits churned out that wasn’t a power chord.  I like the recording from the ill-fated 12 Hits From Hell album that never was.  It’s got Bobby & Doyle on guitar, & producer Robbie Alter on guitar overdubs… I dunno who came up with the riff.  It could have even been Glenn or Jerry.

I’m sure if I were to make a list tomorrow, it may contain different songs.  What did I miss?  Give a link to the YouTube video in the comments below.

Related articles

• BLACK SABBATH Guitar Legend TONY IOMMI Diagnosed With Lymphoma (bravewords.com)
• So fresh: 10 Black Sabbath songs that will never get old (grayflannelsuit.net)
• ✠ Dear Mr. Iommi, ✠ (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Rock’s Greatest Guitar Intros? (a.k.a. Another Stupid List?) (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Ink N’ Pages – The Guns N’ Roses Autobiograhpies (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Here’s hoping for the best for Sabbath’s great guitarist (pbpulse.com)
• Lick Library Launches Quick Licks: The Wizards Of Oz Featuring OZZY OSBOURNE / BLACK SABBATH Guitarists; More Details Revealed (bravewords.com)
• Guitar Riffs Every Man Should Be Able To Play (suburbanmen.com)

This is awesome.

May the Pixels Be With You

Oh yeah, you’ve seen Star Wars Uncut, haven’t you?

Related articles

• Make Pixel Art, A Pixel Art Drawing App (laughingsquid.com)
• The Official Star Wars Blog | Wear Star Wars, Share Star Wars Day (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Ancient DOS Games – Star Wars: X-Wing (ocaoimh.ie)
• Star Wars Fighters (fernexpress.wordpress.com)
• Star Wars How to Speak Wookiee (laughingsquid.com)
• Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (geeky-guide.com)
• Mos Eisley Cantina, The Star Wars Cheers (laughingsquid.com)
• This Camera Filmed Star Wars [Past Perfect] (gizmodo.com)

Reblogged from Valley of Steel:

Okay, after spending yesterday talking about shows that I will never get a chance to see, it’s time for some updates for the local (Pittsburgh) area. If you live somewhere else, NOW YOU CAN SEE HOW IT FEELS!!, but also, hopefully you’ll learn about a couple bands that might tickle your fancy. First of all, next Saturday (4 February 2012), “sleazy muppet rock” band Ernie and the Berts will be making their first live appearance of 2012 at Altar Bar in Pittsburgh’s Strip District area, as one of the opening …

Check out this cool write-up about Ernie and the Berts from Valley of Steel!

Related articles

• More News About Shows (In Pittsburgh, This Time) – Part 1, Ernie and the Berts (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• More News About Shows (In Pittsburgh, This Time) – Part 1, Ernie and the Berts (ernieandtheberts.wordpress.com)
• ♩♫♬♪ Special request by Ernie… ♩♫♬♪ (ernieandtheberts.wordpress.com)
• Barb Wire Dolls, The Cheats, The Botched, Ernie and the Berts, & Revenge Memorial at the Altar Bar! (ernieandtheberts.wordpress.com)

Actual Responses – Food Allergy Fun Graph

via Food Allergy Fun (click image to go there!)

via Food Allergy Fun: Actual Responses – Food Allergy Fun Graph.

Related articles

• …blah blah blah Food Allergy blah blah blah blah. (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• News You Can Use on Food Allergy (lynnawiensmd.com)
• Food Allergies in the Air (sprinklesandallergies.wordpress.com)
• Food allergies – could healthy eating be making you sick? (ediblepsychology.com)
• Keeping Kids Nourished & Keeping Mommy Sane (Guest Post) (itchylittleworld.wordpress.com)
• Ask Dr. K: Fish, shellfish allergies can appear later in life (goerie.com)
• Another Food Allergy Tragedy: Ammaria Johnson (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Children and Food Allergies (allergytestingdublin.wordpress.com)
• Peanut Butter-Should You or Shouldn’t You? (dramykids.com)
• Diabetes and Allergies: Using Literacy to Help Children Cope with Medical Issues (ecochildsplay.com)

IN ↬ OUT

Good luck if you choose to complete it!

Related articles

• Today’s Maze ⤳ (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Ⓣⓡⓨ Ⓐⓝⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ Ⓜⓐⓩⓔ (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• ✍ Today’s Maze ✍ (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• ˙˙˙ǝzɐɯ sıɥʇ ʎɹʇ (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• I felt like drawing a maze. (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• In a maze mood, I guess. (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Start → Finish (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• AiXeLsyD and Gasoline Dion Mazes (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Maze-ing Maze 214 (dayledann.wordpress.com)
• I won the lottery? “Giveaway Team Asia” seems legit. (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)

• The Clarks
• Nickelback
• U2
• Godsmack
• Disturbed
• Coldplay
• Rusted Root
• Phish
• The Dave Matthews Band
• Rascal Flatts
• Jimmy Buffett

Bono

I’m sure I’m missing some.  I’m sure I’ve angered some people.  I just had to get it out there.  What bands do you find annoying?  What songs make you cringe every time you hear a single note?

✌

Related articles

• Nickelback Named #1 ‘Musical Turnoff’ (noisecreep.com)
• Nickelback says it doesn’t care about being trendy (ctv.ca)
• Cross: Nickelback doesn’t deserve the constant dissing (calgaryherald.com)
• DT Music Pick: Coldplay (digitaltrends.com)
• Study: Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Gaga Top Biggest Musical Turnoffs [GRAPHICS] (ibtimes.com)
• Why Nickelback Is Still Popular (huffingtonpost.com)
• A Confession About Nickelback (wncx.radio.com)
• Popcast: Coldplay, the Biggest Band in the World, and ASAP Rocky (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com)
• Track By Track: Coldplay – Mylo Xyloto (grayflannelsuit.net)
• U2 called greatest band for 25 years (cbc.ca)
• Rascal Flatts announce details of new studio album – “Changed” (press release) (nashvillegab.com)
• Rascal Flatts Gets A Little Help From Maxwell the Pig! [Video] (wycd.radio.com)
• Nickelback’s Response to NFL Petition Begging them not to Perform (celebs.icanhascheezburger.com)
• Album Review: The Best Of Rascal Flatts LIVE (focusonthe615.com)
• Journey Will Perform With Rascal Flatts On CMT Crossroads Series (wdok.radio.com)

Fox’s (or Fox’s Pizza Den) is pretty good.  The different locations aren’t always consistent, but when you find a good one… stick with it!  I really dig the one in Bridgeville as of late, but the one closest to home is the one in Brookline.  I grew up on Fox’s in Murrysville, as it was the only place who would deliver to my house out in the boonies.  I don’t know if Fox’s recently revamped their UrbanSpoon profiles or what, but I know I’ve reviewed the one in Brookline, but it’s not there.  Their pages all seem to have little to no reviews or votes.  I remember going on & on about the wedgies.  In fact, I found it at another source…

Gimme a Wedgie!
It’s not the sick twisted fantasies of a nerd that likes being dominated by bullies…  It’s a call to order the best #%@$ing sandwich you’ve ever had.  It’s served up on a pizza crust instead of a bun.  How awesome is that?  The steak one is my favorite, but I’ve never seen one that doesn’t look appetizing.  Just make sure you’ve got plenty of napkins on hand.

Their pizza is pretty damn good too.  There was a Fox’s near where I grew up in the suburbs, but they never had a menu this vast.  I sometimes end up getting the fried zucchini or the potato wedges… but really can’t ever eat anything after finishing a whole wedgie.  In fact, my wife & I even sometimes just split one to avoid over-stuffing.  Ordering for delivery is usually the standard half hour to 45 min., and they’re usually there before they said they were going to be… so that’s a plus.  You can’t go wrong with Fox’s.

Vocelli Pizza is another one that must have purged old UrbanSpoon reviews.  There’s virtually nothing there.  I used to love Vocelli’s, even if they’re just named after a made up Italian sounding word.  The service at the local one went down hill, and this is what it used to say on UrbanSpoon:

I used to love this place, & would order quite frequently.  But, the last time we got a Buffalo chicken pizza, there was hair on it.  My wife called & told them, they said they’d send a coupon for a free one next time.  We never got any coupons, and were hungry for their food again… so I got a stromboli and the wife got a buffalo chicken pizza… and the pizza had hair on it again.  She found it (luckily) on the first bite.  So, she called the call center. She of course, didn’t eat any more, so we could show them.  The delivery boy showed up… was incredibly rude, didn’t look at the old pizza, and practically threw the new one at my wife.

I don’t know why he took it personally… I was gonna tip him for coming out the 2nd time because he didn’t put hair on the pizza… but with actions/service like that, they can shove it.  I always tried to tip well too, as we (used to) get pizza form there all the time.  This was enough to end it.  There’s plenty of other pizza shops around, apparently they don’t need our business, anyway.  Hair in a pizza once?  I can see it happening.  Twice within the span of a month or two?  That’s just absolutely ridiculous.

So… in closing, I’d say what used to be a great place has now sunken to a.) being filthy, and b.) having terrible customer service.

…but in all fairness, after a while we did go back & they seemed to have weeded out the bad employees.  I’ve also tried their artery-clogging Alfredo sauce on a pizza, and loved it.  My triglycerides did not.  I do like Vocelli’s normal sauce, and they generally make a consistent pie & decent subs.  If you’re ordering for a crowd, I’d say Vocelli Pizza is an across-the-board crowd-pleaser.

''Vocelli?'' Sure, that sounds Italian enough!

Papa John’s rules with their online ordering.  The sauce isn’t quite as good as Vocelli’s, but they do always give you the tasty garlic dipping sauce and a Peperoncini.  They do rock as far as consistency.  You know what you’re getting every time.  I wish they had subs, I always like to get subs… especially turkey, or sometimes you’re in the mood for a pizza-shop Italian sub.  But then again, maybe they just want to focus on pizza & doing it well.  Check out these amusing blog posts about Papa John’s:

• YaJagOff! | Papa John’s Weekly Special, “One Large Pizza With Anchovies, Pepperoni and Extra Ignorance, Please.”
• Blurt | That Was Wrong, But Why Was She Eating At Papa John’s?

Little Caesar’s, what the hell happened?  When I was a young lad, we would pickup a pizza after we left Network Video (a place where you rented VHS tapes for the kids out there), we’d pop into Little Caesar’s for what I think was called a Bigfoot… two big-ass square pizzas side by side?  I’d always want breadsticks, because I have an unnatural love for carbs.  I was sad when Little Caesar’s all but disappeared and was relegated to Kmart stores for some strange reason.  When there was a recent resurgence, and a subsequent person paid to stand on West Liberty Ave. and sling a Little Caesar’s sign… I was excited.  We tried the new incredibly cheap pies one night… and they were terrible.  The sauce is definitely much more bitter than I remember, and perhaps in my old age I forgot about all the grease that adorns (soaks) their crust.  I still like the breadsticks, and $5 is pretty good for the amount that they give you, but $5 of crap is still crap.  If I’m in the mood for punishment, need an immediate meal, and it’s a week where I need to pay for dinner with couch change, I may go back.

CiCi’s ought to change the name to CaCa’s.  I’ve only ever been there once, but that’s all I need.  Wow.  It was like eating wax & tomato soup spread out over crackers.  Who cares if it’s cheap and all-you-can-eat when it’s absolutely terrible nutrition?  My high school cafeteria served better pizza, and even better pizza imitation food.  I think there was a salad bar, and an unholy “mac n’ cheese” pizza.  I don’t remember much other than the dried crusty partial pies getting tanned under the hot lights and maybe even someone shouting a welcome when we walked in.  I just wanted to leave but had paid and tried to just stay & eat my few dollars worth.  CiCi’s won that day.  There’s no way I had eaten more of that crap than hat I paid for.

Pizza Hut causes me great gastrointestinal distress.  Every few years, I forget and enter a Pizza Hut thinking “ah, it wasn’t that bad”.  Yes, yes it is.  Perhaps I hit an age long ago where Pizza Hut was no longer compatible with my intestines.  Perhaps I was really slow to learn the pattern.  We didn’t do Pizza Hut too much when I was growing up.  Maybe I never built up a tolerance/immunity.  The pizza itself isn’t bad, I’ve had the personal pan, the normal pies, a few lunch buffets… they generally have a good crust & good flavor… albeit greasy.  It’s just that their pie unleashes itself like an assault team on my digestive system.  The one in Greentree is the last one that I visited.  The service was slow, and I didn’t feel welcomed at all.  Hopefully it steels my resolve to skip Pizza Hut in the future.

A letter within a maze, for my pals at Pizza Hut. (They never did write back!)

I’ve dealt with Pizza Hut many times in the past…

• Pizza Hut’s Intestinal Warfare
• I wrote back to Pizza Hut…
• Pizza Hut: “…and I will handle them personally.”
• Fun with Pizza Hut Customer Service
• A barrage of emails from Pizza Hut
• Pizza Hut Customer Satisfaction.
• W(aL)D Maze & Letter for Pizza Hut?

Ridiculous.

Avoid the Noid!

I know I missed Domino’s, but I was never impressed with their pies… and there’s never one around where I’m ordering.  I did like the Noid commercials back in the day though.  I haven’t tried their revamped pies.  I don’t feel like I’m missing anything.

Did I miss your favorite chain pizza?  Did I miss your most reviled?

Take the poll, it’s only open for a week!

Take Our Poll

Related articles

• Your favorite pizza sucks, my favorite pizza rules! (Part 2) (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)

• Your favorite pizza sucks, my favorite pizza rules! (Part 1) (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)

• Un-pizza week: day one (scrumptiousgruel.wordpress.com)
• Pizza pizza pizza! (wistfullywandering.wordpress.com)
• What’s for Dinner: It’s Pizza Night! (faithfulprovisions.com)
• Wacky Product of the Week: Pizza Clippers (savings.com)
• The Anti-Wrinkle Pizza (bellasugar.com)
• When Your Craving Can’t Wait (eatdrinkloveandexercise.com)
• A Collection of Domino’s Pizza Ads, Demos and Backing Tracks (Exploring My Reel-to-Reel Catacombs, Volume 22) (MP3′s) (wfmu.org)
• Corporate Schlock: Advertising Tie-Ins to Video Games (1up.com)
• Papa John’s makes ordering pizza easier with Android app (droidflash.wordpress.com)
• Papa John’s continues mcommerce push with Android app (nfcdata.com)
• Use Android, get cheap pizza: Papa John’s grants 25% off through new app (droidflash.wordpress.com)
• Pizza Wars: Managers Of Pizza Joint Set Fire To Rival Business (lezgetreal.com)
• That Was Wrong, But Why Was She Eating At Papa John’s? (blurtblog.net)
• Papa John’s Employee Unwisely Decides to Call Customer ‘Lady Chinky Eyes’ [Poor Judgment] (jezebel.com)
• Pizza Guy Calls Cops On Dad Smoking Weed (buzz103.radio.com)
• “my name isn’t lady chinky eyes” (eugenecho.com)
• Hot-N-Ready (kristinspoint.wordpress.com)

Today's Maze ⤳

…and apologies to Erin for yet another maze.

Related articles

• Ⓣⓡⓨ Ⓐⓝⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ Ⓜⓐⓩⓔ (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• ✍ Today’s Maze ✍ (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• ˙˙˙ǝzɐɯ sıɥʇ ʎɹʇ (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• I felt like drawing a maze. (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• AiXeLsyD and Gasoline Dion Mazes (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• In a maze mood, I guess. (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Start → Finish (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Maze-ing Maze 214 (dayledann.wordpress.com)
• Maze-ing Maze 199 (explorationart.wordpress.com)

Slash

So, it’s no secret that I’m a Guns N’ Roses fan.  Well, a fan of everything up until The Spaghetti Incident.  I like both of Duff‘s solo albums, all of Slash’s Snakepit & solo material, Velvet Revolver, I even have Hollywood Rose.  I still need to pick up a Loaded album, but I do have the Neurotic Outsiders.  This doesn’t dig into bootlegs of live and demo stuff… of which I have a plethora.

Appetite for Destruction generally tops my “all time favorites” album lists.  I go back to it time and time again, & get lost in between Slash & Izzy’s guitars spiraling around each other.

Of course, when the autobiographies started coming out, I had to read them.  I got Slash‘s book, then Duff’s then Steven’s.  Slash was a rock n’ roll hero to me when I was in Jr. High & high school, but out of the three books… I think Duff comes off the best  and most entertaining.  The writing is very fluid.  I found it easy to imagine Duff in the early days.  The stories are blunt & sincere, and he ties it all back to where it has led him & where he is now in life.  Duff seems like a great guy to hang out with.

It's So Easy: and Other Lies

Slash’s book is an easy read, but it jumps around quite a bit.  His recollection of events is really questionable.  It doesn’t necessarily feel like Slash is remembering things correctly, or even the one telling the story.  I might have to give it a re-read after finishing the other two books.

Steven’s book, like Steven, is a mess.  I can’t help but feel pity for the guy, mostly because he professes to not have a “poor me” attitude, but every single action the guy takes screams “oh poor me”.  This guy just can’t get it right, but he still seems like a likeable guy.

It comes across in all of them that they had fun times in the early days, with a vibe that can never be repeated.  Sadly, all these guys seem to have a habit of burning bridges… yet posses a decent history of patching things up.  I mean, Slash & Duff have never really stopped working together.  Duff has been on-stage with Axl’s band recently.  They both patched it up with Weiland recently.  Duff, Slash, & Izzy have jammed with Adler’s Appetite.

My Appetite for Destruction: Sex, and Drugs, and Guns N' Roses

One thing is clear from all of these books… Axl is an absolute wild man, and these guys love & fear him.  I really hope Axl & Izzy churn out books someday.  Maybe somehow all of the events can get plotted out & reconstructed correctly.

Maybe they’ll even get together for the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame ceremony.

I’d love to check out some of the other GN’R biographies (like Reckless Road), but if the guys in the band can’t even get it right… then what hope does an outsider have?

♧♠♡♦♢♥♤♣

Related articles

• Guns N’ Roses Reunion: Slash Is Ready to Put Old Animosity to Rest (noisecreep.com)
• SLASH – “When I See Footage Of GUNS N’ ROSES, I See That Fucking Hunger And Attitude” (bravewords.com)
• Duff Mckagan Really Is Going to Open for Guns N’ Roses (metalsucks.net)
• Guns N’ Roses – Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• MATT SORUM On The Last Days Of GUNS N’ ROSES (Video) (roadrunnerrecords.com)
• DUFF MCKAGAN Joins GUNS N’ ROSES On Stage In Seattle; Video Available (bravewords.com)
• Matt Sorum of Guns N’ Roses & Velvet Revolver Opens Up (4drummersonly.wordpress.com)
• Slash Wants To Make Peace With Axl Rose (wncx.radio.com)
• DUFF McKAGAN On Getting Clean And Sober – “The First Time I Went Into A Supermarket, It Was Like Being On Acid; I Was Sweating On The Verge Of A Panic Attack” (bravewords.com)
• Axl Rose uncertain if Guns N’ Roses will play at Rock Hall (goerie.com)

˙˙˙ǝzɐɯ sıɥʇ ʎɹʇ

Related articles

• In a maze mood, I guess. (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• I felt like drawing a maze. (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• AiXeLsyD and Gasoline Dion Mazes (aixelsyd13.wordpress.com)
• Mindfulness: Should You Kill Your Television? (thepositivepage.com)
• Life after Television (mypercent20.wordpress.com)