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Happy Thanksgiving!


Let’s express gratitude for our prosperity while ravaging a beheaded fowl carcass.

Let's express gratitude for our prosperity while ravaging a beheaded fowl carcass.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I mean, Happy Thanksgiving!

Let’s all celebrate much like we should on Columbus Day.  Go to your neighbor’s house, call them heathens, kick them out, and claim it as your own.  Make them teach you how to plant corn first.

Or, just read this to the kids:  Bizarro Back Issues: Batman in The Worst Thanksgiving Ever

Bat-shit crazy time travel anti-Native American Thanksgiving!

Yes, it actually says "…two Indians on the war path after that white man!"

Really, be thankful for things and people you have in your life, and take the time to celebrate the goofy, too.