I wrote to Galliker’s to ask a silly question about their Blue Raspberry drink. Apparently they weren’t amused. Maybe it was all the Turner’s references. Maybe it was the offer of photos? I guess I’ll never know exactly where the line was crossed.
I couldn’t let the email go unseen or unanswered, so I turned to the Yahoo! Answers community.
Here’s the original email:
Hello Mighty Milk Moguls,
I’m writing today to tell you how much I enjoy your Blue Raspberry drink. Man, it’s flavorful and gives me quite the sugar rush! I do enjoy Galliker’s milk and juices, although your iced tea isn’t quite as good as Turner’s. Your lime drink is also stellar… but typically we go for the blue. I was wondering why you don’t have them all pictured/listed somewhere on the website when I looked to find a way to contact you. It’s good to show everyone what you’ve got! Turner Dairy has a photo of all of their products on their website, along with nutritional information. I do enjoy the allergen information on the “Learn More” section of your site though… it’s something I take quite seriously as a person who suffers from a severe shellfish allergy.
The main reason that I’m writing to you today is to ask… why does your Blue Raspberry drink turn my poop into an odd shade of green? It’s quite a disturbing site until I realize that I drank some of your juice in the last 24 hours or so. Perhaps you ought to put a warning on the label? I’d love to know the science behind it. If you need photos, I can send them upon request.
Thank you for your time, and thanks in advance for the reply. I can’t wait to hear from you!
It’s not easy being green,
P.S. – Turner’s has a Tea-Bird, do you guys have the Galliker’s Gremlin or something cool like that?