The sign outside of Sheffield Lanes/The Fallout Shelter in Aliquippa, PA this weekend.
I’ve noticeably slowed down with blogging. Perhaps I was blogging too much before. Real life has been happening lately. The band played twice this weekend, my real job has been taxing, etc. Perhaps I’ll find inspiration more often in the days to come.
Like this…
Groupon has successfully shown me what I believe to be the absolute dumbest product ever:
Car Lashes …Wait, car-freaking-lashes?
I could rant about it, but do I really need to? There would a a Herbie/Love Bug joke, pointing out that putting them on a BMW decreases the value/classiness of the car, maybe a joke about truck nuts & just maybe a reference to the movie Cars even though I’ve never seen it. Maybe even a joke about the dude I saw on My Strange Addiction who makes love to his car for the crowd who likes it blue. Maybe even an Optimus Prime humping your car joke. I have finally found something more annoying than flags on cars & more decorative than the mysterious stickermobile. If you’re going to glue stupid stuff to your car, go all the way.
If there are any people out there with money to waste on stupid things, I’m taking donations so I can buy a Flycaster.
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I’ve seen a few guys driving cars with those, like they’re taking wife/girlfriend’s car somewhere. If you ever pull up next to one, just look over. They stare straight ahead.
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I bet they do. I bet they do.
Ha ha ha.
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That is amazing.
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Maybe the lashes & Truck Nutz ought to be used in combination to amuse & confuse surrounding drivers?
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It has to be a joke, right?! I can’t believe people would do that to their car…
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Good idea… maybe you could do it to someone else’s car! Ha ha.
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Murrysville cops would probably pull you over ….
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Not sure if it really gets in your way that much… It just looks goofy.
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