Oh, maybe he meant Sundaes. I still have no idea which location we’re talking about here. Oh yeah, it happened again…
Name: Ronald Barus
Email: Ronaldbarus@me.com
Message / Comment: Why are Sundays more expensive at this location? They are $1.00 at Heidelberg and Meadowlands for the same item.
How’d you find my blog?: Sales receiptTime: Friday September 14, 2012 at 7:06 am
IP Address: ###.###.##.###
Contact Form URL: https://aixelsyd13.wordpress.com/contact/
Sent by an unverified visitor to your site.
So, I replied…
From: Waldo Lunar <world.and.lunar.domination@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Sep 14, 2012
Subject: Re: Fw: W(aL)D Feedback
To: Ronaldbarus@me.comHello Ronald,
I’m not sure why one day of the week would cost more than another day of the week. Also… only a dollar? To purchase an entire day? I’d say that’s a deal, no matter where you are. Can you order people around for the day? Where can I buy one?
Were you named after the McDonald’s mascot? If so, you should get a discount!
Rock on!
-Waldo
I didn’t get a response, so I tried again:
From: Waldo Lunar <world.and.lunar.domination@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Subject: Re: Fw: W(aL)D Feedback
To: Ronaldbarus@me.comHello Ronald,
I was wondering if you got my message? You may have figured out that I am not McDonalds. I wonder if you could share with me the exact steps that you took that landed you on my blog? We may be able to battle price gouging together.
Good day sir,
-Waldo
Still, no reply. I guess Ronald figured it out? At any rate, it’s time to start having some fun with these emails.
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I wonder if you can buy days from the past, or if it is all about the future. I hope not, but fast food is so future oriented.
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Hmm… certainly future days would cost more… or deep past? Where does the value menu end?
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but do days come with sprinkles?
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Please offer people 💯 fake coupons.
the lovely people at 419scambaiter might be helpful to this end
it’s an eSport I’m sure you’d enjoy: 419 scam baiting. I’ve played off and on for years. I bolstered my on the fly story telling
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Ha ha, I’m a fan of shenanigans. I don’t think I could be that mean.
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