I’m not Arby’s.

At least, I don’t think I am.

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My reply?

Hello F____,

I’m not Arby’s.  You must have found my blog posts about jalapeño poppers and Bronco Berry Sauce.

I don’t have the meats,
-AiXeLsyD13

Simple.

Arby’s :: Bronco Berry Sauce®

It’s interesting to me that people find my stupid blog contact from when looking doe something else entirely. How inept at the internet must one be to contact me instead of a large corporation?

She had to have read, or more likely ignored, one of these posts:

1. Arby’s :: Bronco Berry Sauce®
2. OCCUPY ARBY’S
3. You may call me… “Bronco Jalapeño”
4. Conflicting Information from Arby’s… (Help Bronco Jalapeño write a song!)
5. Bronco Jalapeño Rides Again!

Also, anyone remember these?

• AM NOT McDONALD’S
• I’m still not McDonald’s.
• OK, maybe I am McDonald’s?
• s,pןɐuopɔɯ ʇou ɯɐ ı
• I assure you, I am not McDonald’s.
• McConsistency is Key.
• Mac Frosty & Reuben Tug
• I’m Not Kmart
• My guest post on Ya Jagoff!!! | Who Designed The Fast Food Drive Thru?
• Seriously; I’m not McDonald’s, but I will try to help.
• W(aL)D Maze & Letter for Pizza Hut…

That doesn’t even get into the Subway stuff.