At least, I don’t think I am.
My reply?
Hello F____,
I’m not Arby’s. You must have found my blog posts about jalapeño poppers and Bronco Berry Sauce.I don’t have the meats,
-AiXeLsyD13
Simple.

It’s interesting to me that people find my stupid blog contact from when looking doe something else entirely. How inept at the internet must one be to contact me instead of a large corporation?
She had to have read, or more likely ignored, one of these posts:
- Arby’s :: Bronco Berry Sauce®
- OCCUPY ARBY’S
- You may call me… “Bronco Jalapeño”
- Conflicting Information from Arby’s… (Help Bronco Jalapeño write a song!)
- Bronco Jalapeño Rides Again!
Also, anyone remember these?
- AM NOT McDONALD’S
- I’m still not McDonald’s.
- OK, maybe I am McDonald’s?
- s,pןɐuopɔɯ ʇou ɯɐ ı
- I assure you, I am not McDonald’s.
- McConsistency is Key.
- Mac Frosty & Reuben Tug
- I’m Not Kmart
- My guest post on Ya Jagoff!!! | Who Designed The Fast Food Drive Thru?
- Seriously; I’m not McDonald’s, but I will try to help.
- W(aL)D Maze & Letter for Pizza Hut…
That doesn’t even get into the Subway stuff.