Wanna do a Halloween #maze or two?


Well. They’re not all Halloween themed. But they’re all mazes. I messed around with some of them in PicsArt and Instagram.

Try a few. Get the solutions on your social media of choice. Tag me in it. I’m always @AiXeLsyD13 unless someone is being a butthole and takes it first for some reason even though it’s my handle across all platforms.

Share them too. This may be a fun Halloween activity for the kids or for the whole family.

P is for Potato. ๐Ÿฅ”


This is mainly a re-post/revision of a Facebook status.ย  I’m still in awe, even a few days later.

You probably read about it, saw it, or heard it in WTAE, WPXI, or KDKA.ย  You may have even seen it somewhere else.ย  This woman (in a feat worthy of “Florida Man”) walked into a Walmart to relieve herself.ย  The problem with that is that she did it not only in the produce section, but on some produce.ย  Potatoes.ย  I personally like my potatoes mashed, not micturated.

I have so many thoughts about this.

The BEST part is that Walmartโœป had to release a statement assuring that they threw out the produce and disinfected the area. I mean, silly of me to assume that would be the case.

I have seen some Walmart bathrooms, and I may have supported this choice in this instance. They also close for “cleaning” often.

She doesn’t remember doing it? How did she find out? Did she see herself on Facebook? Did someone call and tell her? There needs to be a TV show that reenacts such shenanigans.ย  (Sounds like she saw herself on TV.ย  Imagine going to get a haircut, then calling the lawyer, then going to the police.ย  Or maybe the lawyer prompted the haircut?)

How do you overcome “stagefright?” I like to pee alone, not in public.

I want a T-shirt with her picture in the middle of the Walmart star logo with the caption “I put the P in potato!”

We put the P in potato!

Grace Under (Bladder) Pressure

I hope she didn’t drive to or from the Walmart.

I have been drunk, but never blackout drunk.ย  I’m in awe.ย  I wonder if in 2019 she can turn this into becoming a social media celebrity?

I hope she gets whatever ind of help she needs, and I hope no one bought the pee-tatoes unknowingly.ย  Although, they may grow in poop… So, there is that.ย  I would definitely advise her to have a trusted friend or handler with her at all times while drinking.ย  I can’t imagine having to deal with the aftermath.

I remember posting a video on the now-defunct PittsburghBeat.com one time about this naked dude who while high on PCP after running from a stripper’s house ran across the divided highway on Banksville Road and ended up being tasered (again, while naked) by police and taken to the extremely cold ground in the snow.ย  Months or years later, the guy sent an email asking for it to be taken down so he could move on with life.ย  It mentioned but didn’t really threaten legal action.ย  After all, it was a news story I dunno how youย  could “scrub” it.ย  But, I can see the whole thing not boding well if a prospective employer were to Google you before hiring.

She may be a queen on People of Walmart.

This reminded me of an R. Kelly meme, and a song:

Walmartโœป saving Potatoes from Grace Brown

The only other song I remember about pee is an AiXeLsyD one, and I can’t shamelessly self promote something that is probably less embarrassing that peeing on potatoes in Walmart, can they?

Here are potatoes from my garden this year, no one has peed on them:

In parting, I call for your comments.ย  Please share your favorite potato recipes (like this or this), your favorite drinking stories, or your favorite pee/Grace Brown/Walmart/Potatoes jokes.

Mazes (Again) ๐Ÿ–Š


I did some more.

Hit the links below the embedded Instagram post if you’re interested in downloading them to try your hand at completing them.

What are you waiting for?

Repost on social media and tag me @AiXeLsyD13, or email it to world.and.lunar.domination@gmail.com!

Another 7 #Mazes – @AiXeLsyD13 on Instagram


I dunno why I group them in 7’s.

Seven more #mazes.


Yeah.  I did 7 more.  They’re on Instagram.

1.

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I was in a #maze mood again. #1of7

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2.

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#Maze time again. โŒš #2of7

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3.

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Gonna do a #maze? #3of7

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4.

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โžก๏ธ This #maze is #4of7.

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5.

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Can you complete #maze #5of7? โ”

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6.

7.

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This is #maze #7of7. โœ

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Hit me up with solutions in the comments, via email, or via social media.

Wanna do a #maze or two?


I have been posting them to Instagram, just not here much.  I have a few I have drawn but haven’t shared.  I may share them here.  Is anyone interested in them?  Should I save them for a publisher or Etsy shop? I need to get with CI3 and make some mugs!

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So, who's gonna solve my #GuitarCase #Maze?

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Yeah, that one is on my guitar case. It would be killer if someone could complete that one… just not on the actual case. Ha ha.

Thanksgiving is my favorite. Maybe after Halloween.

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Give it a go. #maze #mazes #solvethismaze

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I am so proud of my little artist!

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Cleaned up my #maze from earlier.

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Another #maze if you dig.

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You know you wanna print one and try it, or use an app on your phone/tablet to draw right on it. Then you wanna tag me in social media with the solution or leave it here in the comments.

Backyard Race Car Track & …Dinosaur Garden? ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿฆ•


Well. ย Damn, you Pinterest. ย Ha ha. ย We made more progress on the Back Yard Race Car Track. ย It may now also be a construction zone, gravel pit, monster truck arena, and dinosaur garden. ย Molly even asked about building a volcano. ย I do have an extra bag of concrete.

Check out the latest photos. ย We added a gravel pit, some large rocks for edging-work to try to contain the gravel, and dug out the grass so we have a dirt pit. ย Not sure if I should plant grass and leave a dirt track, or make it all a dirt pit. ย I may try to buy some river rock to make the outside edges look a little neater, and mix some more extra sloppy concrete to smooth it over, and fill in the edges smooth.

I bet it will evolve greatly over time.

I’m anxious to see photos of other projects like this. ย Show me what you’ve got in the comments!

 

 

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