Five Stages of Star Wars Revisionism Fan Grief


Star Wars on Blu Ray

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Star Wars Blu-rays released today!  Woo!  I pre-ordered from Amazon with slow-boat shipping.  What agony I will be in until they arrive, but it’s a good agony.  (If there is such a thing.)

This is amusing:

Five Stages of Star Wars Revisionism Fan Grief
Five Stages of Star Wars Revisionism Fan Grief

Of all the changes that everyone is offended by the most, I feel angered at the loss of the original Ewok Celebration song (a.k.a. “Yub Nub”), and with the insertion of the horrible alien funk number in Jedi.

The originals were timeless, the new ones are terrible.  I’m surprised the nav/targeting screen graphics in all the ships haven’t been redone.  I can’t wait to watch these movies yet again, no matter if I’ll be grumbling or not… and I’m really looking forward to all the onus stuff, and hopefully some sweet Easter Eggs.

Star Wars Mix Tape


Not too long ago, I made a CD-R mix of Star Wars songs.  I have a bunch more than what will fit on to an Audio CD, and have a bunch on an SD card for my car stereo and mp3 player… but I really thought the confinement of around 80 min. or so would really make all the songs “count” and be good ones.

Here’s what I settled on…

  1. Anchorhead – “Shredisode IV
  2. MC Chris – “Fett’s Vette
  3. Blink 182 – “A New Hope
  4. Bentframe – “Star Warz Gangsta Rap
  5. Bentframe – “Star Warz Gangsta Rap 2
  6. Bentframe – “Star Warz Techno Cut: Vader & the Emperor
  7. Bentframe – “Star Warz Gangsta Rap: Chronicles
  8. Anchorhead – “Imperial March
  9. Set Your Goals – “Put Your Hood Up
  10. Moosebutter – “Star Wars (John Williams is the Man)
  11. Anchorhead – “Return of the Shredi”
  12. Meco – “Star Wars Theme Song (Disco Version)
  13. Trans Siberian Orchestra – “Imperial March
  14. Weird Al Yankovic – “Yoda
  15. Weird Al Yankovic – “The Saga Begins
  16. John Williams – “Duel of the Fates
  17. The Blackouts – “Jedi Master
  18. John Williams – “Ewok Celebration (Yub Nub)

I really recommend tracking these down if you can.  Good stuff, I tell you.

What you you include?  What would you leave out?  Post your mix!