OK, so you may have read my earlier rant about the census. This is a continuation of that. I think.
As a follow up to that… We filled out & mailed tn the census, then someone came knocking on our door informing us that we didn’t in fact fill out the census and return it in time. My wife ended up answering all their questions a second time.
As to why I think this a continuation of this census malarkey… the pattern of insanity is the same. A week or so ago, we got a letter in the mail warning us that a follow up survey to the census was coming, and that we’re obligated by law to fill out this survey. We received the American Community Survey. The FAQ pamphlet accompanying the survey evokes Title 13, U.S Code, Sections 141 and 193 – and it goes on to say “Title 13, as changed by Title 18, imposes a penalty for not responding”. How “land of the free” does that sound?
The scary part is that the pamphlet later says “We may combine your answers with information that you gave other agencies to enhance the statistical use of these data.” Other agencies? Like the IRS? Are you going to make sure all my numbers match up? Is this a lead-in to an audit?
The survey itself actually contains the word “Negro” in the race section. It says “Black, African Am., Negro” and it only says “White” not caucasian or European or aryan or any other dumb name. I thought “Negro” was offensive as of the 80’s. Why doe sit matter if I’m of Hispanic origin? Why doesn’t it ask then & there if I’m Swedish, or French, or Irish, or Indian, or Hungarian, or Italian, or Arabic?
Why does it matter how I get to work? Why do they need to know how many people are in my car on the way to work? Am I going to be forced to carpool, or pay a “driving alone to work” tax? Why do they need my work address, or my wife’s work address, or how much we make a year? Shouldn’t the government already know that?
Did my neighbors get this? The data for everyone on this street would be totally and wholly different from ours. I’m not a great representation of the overall neighborhood.
Next time, will we include fingerprints and a hair follicle or cheek swab for DNA cataloging?
I call shenanigans on the whole thing. It’s a ludicrous waste of money and resources. In addition to the plethora of reminders and follow-ups to the original census… I got the warning letter for this survey, and accompanying the survey itself was a letter (that mentioned that we already should have received a letter about the letter we are reading), a 16-page “guide” on how to fill out the survey, a glossy “FAQ” brochure, and the return envelope.
In case I went over it too fast just now… I’d like to just focus on this one thing for a moment.
We got a letter (we’ll call it letter 1) telling us that a survey was coming and that we were obligated by law to fill it out. Then, we got the survey along with another letter (we’ll call it letter 2) telling us that we should have gotten a letter telling us that the survey was coming, and explaining that the big fold-over in the envelope that says “American Community Survey” is a survey that we need to fill out, expressing that it’s required by law.
I’m sure well get a follow up letter (if I get it, I’ll call it letter 3) saying that we should have received a survey and by now filled it out, as required by law. This just sounds like something that belongs in a Monty Python sketch.
Through the magic of the internet, I have found all of the pieces…
Materials Included in ACS Mailings
Ah, I may also get a reminder card. I forgot about the reminder card.
I have a hard time believing that I’m going to benefit in any way from this survey, but I’m guessing only time will tell.
I didn’t forget. There was a guide that accompanied the survey. I’m guessing that if I couldn’t understand the questions in the survey… the guide’s not going to help me out all that much. I’d love to meet the think-tank that comes up with this brilliance. You know it’s a committee or group… no one person would or could be responsible for this kind of crap on their own. Poking around their website, it appears that a shocking amount of time and research has been dedicated to this task.
How are the tree-huggers not all over this wasteful paper usage? I mean, the waste here offends me… and I’m still not convinced that recycling is all that efficient in the first place. I mean, there is a reason to conserve what resources we have, and make sure that when they’re used it’s somewhat necessary. (A letter telling you that you’re going to get a survey, a letter saying you should have already received a letter and that you now have in your possession a survey, and a letter saying that you’ve already received a survey that you should have filled out would all be unnecessary in my book.)
Is this all just a ploy to keep the Post Office in business?
I just may have to write to some politicians and ask about all the waste associated with this whole thing. In the past I’ve heard from Gov. Ed. Rendell and Senator Wayne Fontana. Maybe I’ll have to reach out to them again with my concerns.
I need to collect my thoughts & start sending letters to people in the government to let them know what I think. Will it do any good? Probably not, using the redundancy and bureaucracy of the census surveys as an example. At the end of the day it may make me feel better if nothing else, as I’m still able to speak my mind.
The more I see/read the word census, the more it sounds like senseless.
Cut out the paper waste for a second, and think just about the time wasted. If you did this kind of crap at work, can you imagine what your superiors would have to say about your productivity and efficiency? Yet, we accept this from the government.
This is an email to say that I’m going to send you an email to ask you a question.
Hello again Gilligan,
This is the email where I’m going to ask the question. You should have already received the email where I told you that I was going to ask you a question.
The question is: Do you like coconuts?
The Skipper wants an answer, he’ll be mad if you don’t tell us. If we knew if you liked coconuts, it might help Mary Ann in preparing dinner. We know you’ve already talked to the Professor about island cuisine, so we may factor that into our decision.
I have sent you an email asking about your thoughts on coconuts, the Skipper wanted us to remind you that you were already supposed to have answered the coconut question.
Now. How ridiculous is that?
Oh well, it’s late… I’ve jumped all over the map and page with this as I’ve searched the internet for these documents and more questions and what not, and feel that I’m losing coherence… not that I definitely have any in the first place. I’m lost in all the letters about other letters about other letters about other letters Maybe I need to write blogs telling you that I’m going to write blogs, then write a reminder blog that I wrote a blog.