I’m on a few super gear-nerdy and G.A.S.-educing groups on Facebook. To the Awesome Cheap Guitars group, I recently posed this question:
So,what awesome cheap guitar moves have you pulled on stage? I’m a horrible guitar player, but I can wow a crowd with some flash, flair, and goofy-looking guitars. I’m guilty of the checked following…
☑ Playing behind the head.
☑ Playing while squatting with guitar in between knees, reaching arm through legs from behind.
☑ Playing while falling/laying down.
☑ Dropping-trou and continuing to play.
☑ Playing on knees bending back until head almost touches the ground.
☑ Sad 80’s dance move with shuffling feet while playing.
☑ Playing on chairs.
☑ Playing on tables.
☐ Playing on the bar.
☑ Walking outside & in another door if possible with a wireless.
☑ Sitting in a seat with a wireless.
☑ The Chuck Berry/Angus Young walk.
☑ Switching instruments mid song.
☐ Using a beer bottle as a slide.
☑ Using a mic stand as a slide.
☐ Blowing bubblegum bubbles. (Like Doyle.)
☑ Drinking mid song.
☑ Injuring a band mate by accident. (I chipped the lead-singer/bass player’s tooth.)
☐ Injuring a band mate on purpose.
☑ Improvising a mic stand out of duct tape, a hockey stick, & gatorade bottles. (Hey, we were playing at a dek-hockey rink.)
☐ Playing on someone’s shoulders.
☐ Playing while someone is on your shoulders.
☑ Playing from behind a wooden bear statue with the guitar on the front of the bear.
☐ Putting a lit cigarette under the strings in the headstock.
☐ The amp-hump. (Like Jimi.)
☑ The guitar-as-a-phallic-symbol air-hump. (Like Rex from the Lone Rangers in Airheads.)
☐ The guitar toss – Badass edition. (Like Prince – also, check out the falling into the crowd move!!!)
☐ The guitar toss – Oops edition. (Like Prince with the borrowed Epiphone or Krist Novoselic on MTV.)
☐ The guitar toss – Someone else catches & starts playing.
☐ Smoke-bombs. (Like Ace Frehley.)
☐ Set Fire to the guitar. (Like Jimi.)
☐ The windmill. (Like Pete.)
☑ The powerslide.
☑ The failed powerslide.
☐ Swinging from the rafters. (Hard to do while actually playing? This dude did it.)
☐ The “‘round the world” spin.
☐ The failed “round the world” spin.
☑ Yelling out a second story window mid-set for people to come into the bar.
☐ The “nyah-nyah you can’t see me” EVH turn-around.
☐ The flying karate kick.
☑ On the knees.
☐ On top of a piano. (Like Slash.)
☑ Dancing with the crowd.
☑ Duel of the Fates – using another musician’s fretboard as a slide.
☑ The salute – All in the air.
☑ The Poison-ish choreographed lean.
☑ Lean on a bandmate.
☑ Lean into a bandmate.
I know there are more. I know photos & videos exist of some of these with me. I know this post can get goofy. Please, I implore you to share your moves, including videos, animated gifs, and photos in the comments! This kind of stuff is hilariously entertaining to me.
What’s your favorite to do? What’s your favorite to watch? What have you copied? What have you invented? What did I miss on this list? Share your stories and images and favorite stuff from your favorite performers!
Now, for the self-indulgence:
Lean back ’til you can’t no mo’
Attention, bear-f__ker, do you require assistance?
Three Axe Salute
The other choreographed lean
Through the legs!
Behind the Dome (Again)
Like a turtle
Push n’ shove
Duel of the fates
The Choreographed Lean
Behind the dome.
Sweep the leg.
Listen to that sustain
The campfire solo
Under the nuts.
Lean on me
Wireless Table Dance
Dance with the crowd!
On yo’ knees.
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So Ultimate Classic Rock came up with a Zombie Apocalypse 2012 Playlist (in “honor” of the face-eater in Florida). Great idea. OK list. Granted, the name of the site is Ultimate Classic Rock, but let’s add some more zombie songs.
Tom Petty, ‘Zombie Zoo‘
Alice Cooper, ‘Zombie Dance‘ and ‘I Love the Dead‘
The Ramones, ‘Pet Sematary‘
The Zombies, ‘Time of the Season‘
Jonathan Coulton, ‘Re: Your Brains‘
Rob Zombie, ‘Living Dead Girl‘
U2, ‘Wake Up Dead Man‘
The Hooters, ‘All You Zombies‘
Michael Jackson, ‘Thriller‘
Let’s expand our list to cannibalism, face-eating, and general insanity or gore.
I’m sure there are many many more. Help me list ’em?
Ultimate Classic Rock | Zombie Apocalypse 2012 Playlist
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Someone that can draw well needs to make this into a T-shirt design so we can sell it.
Skull Heads Family Reunion
I lost my drawing skills a while ago. I posted this on Facebook the other day, but thought I’d put it here too… maybe Tweet & pin it too.
☠ Vic Rattlehead ☠ Ghost Rider ☠ Skeletor ☠
☠ General Kael ☠ Crimson Ghost ☠ Red Skull ☠
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