Subway bows to cheese tessellation pressure!
No longer will you have to suffer soul-crushing disappointment at the hands of so-called “sandwich artists”!
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At least Subway has a sense of humor…
Twitter is fun, kids.
“games with pet gremlins” ?
annoying people with allergies (That’s me! Google was spot on here…)
too late
By far, the most hits I’ve been getting are still for the Sprint short code issue. You’d think they’d have that ironed out by now…
Dog Turds and Toothbrushes
Amused & annoyed by the lack of formal response from Subway, I decided to reboot (again with editing help from Dave). I sent a new message via the webform (luckily this time it fell within their character limit), and also via snail mail: Hello Friends! This message is less about a specific Subway location, and […]
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Recently, with news of Subway finally bowing to the cheese tessellation pressure, I decided to re-visit my earlier efforts with them using one dirty disgusting deathfish-laden knife to cut all of their sandwiches. Well, my last correspondence from Subway went like this: On Mon, Nov 23, 2009, asksubway@subway.com wrote: Dear Mr Aixelsyd: First, allow me […]
Subway®: “First, allow me to apologize.”
“First, allow me to apologize. Secondly, I would like to thank you for taking the time to contact us and share your comments. At each SUBWAY® restaurant, it is the goal of every owner; manager and employee to produce each sandwich and salad properly made to order.”
The Quiznos Toasty Torpedo™ and the diminutive hand model…
Are you using “little people” models for the toasty torpedoes ads, perhaps children or pygmies? I did get a turkey torpedo a while ago, and I did make a mental note that it seemed to be nothing more than a bread stick made into a sandwich. I thought that the toasty torpedo looked bigger in the ads… but I didn’t quite connect why until recently.
Subway Customer ID: 1918316
As I’m sure you’re aware, the bulk of my message was directed at the culmination of Subway’s identity as a corporate entity, its choice in advertising, and visits in general to restaurants in the Southwestern PA area over a number of years. My comments were meant for the eyes of someone on a higher corporate level.
Five. Five dollar. Five dollar… foot up your ass.
As noted in my opening paragraph, I understand that is customary to include a trite reply and coupons in apology for dissatisfaction. If so inclined… please make sure they’re for Jersey Mike’s, Quiznos, or Sheetz. (FYI, Sheetz touts a far superior foot-long sub for only $4… This reminds me of when you guys started toasting subs after Quiznos moved to town.)
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