Made some chili the other day. I don’t think I’ve ever made it the same twice, but I dig that. This time, I puréed some fresh & roasted peppers, and added hominy. Next time, I’ll try less tomato stuff. Maybe less spices.
This batch caused some absolutely ridiculous gastrointestinal distress. I had to employ both Vernor’s & Pepto. Serving leftovers over some creamy buttermilk mashed potatoes helped a little, but not much.
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Anyone ever use anything in your chili to cut down on heartburn or any other side-effects? I rinsed the beans (black & kidney here). My grandma said baking soda may help, but I think that’s for gas from the other end.
I think the peppers or spices are what got me here… maybe the garlic. I burped so much after drinking a little Vernor’s that I actually amazed myself. Where did all that air come from? Surely some spectacular chemical reactions where going on inside my stomach. SCIENCE!
Can;t wait for that coal-black Pepto poop.
Think Vernor’s would be a good ingredient in the chili? What about Pepto? How about some Tums?
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