So, Pepto-Chili may not be a good idea…

Pepto!

Made some chili the other day.  I don’t think I’ve ever made it the same twice, but I dig that.  This time, I puréed some fresh & roasted peppers, and added hominy.  Next time, I’ll try less tomato stuff.  Maybe less spices.

This batch caused some absolutely ridiculous gastrointestinal distress.  I had to employ both Vernor’s & Pepto.  Serving leftovers over some creamy buttermilk mashed potatoes helped a little, but not much.

@Pepto Can I use Pepto as an ingredient in Chili? I mean, I'm gonna hit some later that night anyway. #PeptoPride

— Eric Carroll (@AiXeLsyD13) October 26, 2011

Nope @AiXeLsyD13 can't recommend that.🙂 Check pkg or http://t.co/7spRywE7 for indications, warnings & dosage directions. #UseAsDirected

— Pepto-Bismol (@Pepto) October 26, 2011

@Pepto #UseAsDirected = #NotAnIngredientForChili ? 😦

— Eric Carroll (@AiXeLsyD13) October 27, 2011

Chili à la AiXeLsyD over mashed potatoes... topped with shredded triple cheddar.

Anyone ever use anything in your chili to cut down on heartburn or any other side-effects?  I rinsed the beans (black & kidney here).  My grandma said baking soda may help, but I think that’s for gas from the other end.

Vernor's Ginger Soda

I think the peppers or spices are what got me here… maybe the garlic.  I burped so much after drinking a little Vernor’s that I actually amazed myself.  Where did all that air come from?  Surely some spectacular chemical reactions where going on inside my stomach.  SCIENCE!

Can;t wait for that coal-black Pepto poop.

Think Vernor’s would be a good ingredient in the chili?  What about Pepto?  How about some Tums?

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